1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your beagles…
3. …because your beagle is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a beagle you MUST say hello to him.
5. Beagles flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy beagle person.
6. You are a hit with every beagle you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your beagle.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.
9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your beagle is too painful.
10. You spend tons of money on beagle toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your beagle.
12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future beagles.
13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
14. …it doesn’t matter, because beagles know you’re great!